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Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying the blissful warm nights, but in return they get a fake

I love him, he makes summer even warmer. Not because it’s light next to him, but when I’m with him, there’s no need for even light

The smell of summer is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation

If you go to your contact page and see the status of most of your friends: “left,” it means summer has come

Best status:
What do you do with your time when it’s summer and hot? It's a great time to relax at sea, but in return you sit in contact and read my status

Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks

Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer is going. I'm incredibly interested in where I am, what's happening to me, how much I've drunk and what I've done.

Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, your favorite heels, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until the morning. And in the mobile phone there is a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!

Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...

Summer is this, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O

Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of a change of clothes - and you're ready. This is what it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.

Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!

Summer...I'm fried like a cutlet.

Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - hurry up)

Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.

The season for wet armpits is open 😉

And I need your eyes so that I can soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside, you need to fall in love!

I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)

Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^

Summer has come... Online friends have dropped by 2 times =D

Then all autumn she will regret it, because this is the last summer in her life with him...

Summer. The air conditioners are in heat.

My status has gone to party in the summer!!!:-).

Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Summer is interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!

As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...

uh, I love summer)) Well, when, besides the New Year, when you send an SMS “Are you sleeping?”, you get the answer “No))”.

- Oh, dear, when will real summer come? – REAL summer will come when you earn it.

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

summer is a small life =)

Summer... the time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, it’s easier to dream about someone, it’s easier to desire someone

Summer: the time of year when mothers need the patience of teachers)

She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and him.... She is a little crazy... Every day I see her in the mirror waiting for someone... someone's ex... someone's future.....

The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.

It’s time for schools to think about renaming essays from “how I spent my summer” to “how I fucked up my summer”!

Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...

hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim...(((it’s a shame(((

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed

If you have lived for a year and seen the change of seasons - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.

Summer has its downsides. Sand in our shoes or mosquitoes annoy us all.

Every summer is one big murder of my body!

Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”

I want summer... it’s summer that makes me happy...

The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”

In June I always ask myself the question: Is it the poplar fluff that flies so low, or are the dandelions completely crazy?!))

In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!

...Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth...It's time for joy...It's the sun in the sky...And a bright sparkle in the eyes...

It is better to relax in the summer than to work in the winter.

If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant pitch will be “Hey, I have air conditioning”!

Summer means “good night” at 6.30 am)

It’s so cool outside... cloudy, sunny, rainy and warm =))

Summer - kisses until dawn :).

in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer

I want to remind you that some people missed 27 days of summer. You still have 67. Good luck.

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Dry summer... The knights went a little small.

Summer 2011: floor-length sundress, small denim and gladiator sandals, and a flower on the head... everyone))

It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...

The Sun, Air and Water are ours best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body...

My boyfriend will be summer, a hot guy.

You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!!!

Summer. Sun. Sea. Beach. A Martini bottle and a sign “Let's all go to hell...”

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear...

summer..summer again..songs around the fire again..dancing from night until morning

I hate summer..everything is getting terribly sexy! =)

winter has come, winter has gone, and summer is summer.

It was summer here, but I was working that day. =)

What will you give me, summer?

Summer is when you don’t regret anything...

I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable...

It's better to be near a fire in summer than near a river in winter.

Our summer is just winter painted green.

Our summer, although short, has little snow!

summer...dreams...love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

There is no escape from the memories, this summer is forever in my heart

And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories...Probably the sweetest memories...¦

[My summer wouldn’t work without you...?]

I want summer to last forever...

Summer is the best best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June)).

the time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand and look out for this buzzing bastard

Forecast for this summer. The rate for online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Fuck, how I need to lose weight for the summer...

Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

And I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun! 😀

Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!

Summer: – 3 months without textbooks, – 92 days of freedom, – 2208 hours of happiness, – 132480 minutes of bliss, – 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.

I want summer. Stupidly wander the streets, drink Fanta, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is

the most favorite time years...The time when dreams come true...

I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break all the nets. Thank you, life, for making it summer in the world! Thank you, life, for keeping me alive!…

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))

If you are not confident in your own nerves, this test is not for you...

summer.sore.bed.movies.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))

Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love is higher than the sky, and to value more than life. Who can do this to you like me?

Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!

summer is ending, which means soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I’m cold and let’s get drunk on Friday...

Summer is a small life!

summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!

Eh...it's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer...but at home there is air conditioning!

“Summer is coming. Hello, diet!” - the exam is approaching, but there is zero knowledge in my head

The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops and turns, it flew by like a comet, you catch it by the tail...

It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month :)

Hooray! The long-awaited summer has arrived! Three wonderful months of sun, fruit and positivity are ahead. We offer you a selection of fun summer statuses, share your summer mood with your friends and move forward towards unforgettable emotions!

If you ask what your favorite time of year is, almost everyone will probably answer – summer! It is replete with a variety of colors and brightness of light; in summer, life is in full swing, day and night. This is the time of romantic dates, smoothly flowing into meeting the dawn, swimming under the moon and gatherings with friends until the morning!

For many, summer is also a long-awaited vacation, which is why they love it doubly. Summer is a great opportunity to go to the sea and enjoy the sound of the surf and the beauty of the sea horizon. If your vacation has already passed or is planned for autumn-winter, this is not a reason to despair at all! After all summer days long, so you can relax and enjoy the warmth and sun after work. In addition, there are also weekends that need to be spent in full during the summer.

Summer is wonderful wherever you spend it: at the seaside, at the dacha, in city parks, on the beach, in the summer forest. Summer is a sea of ​​flowers and fruits, as well as a sea of ​​sun and warmth.

Summer has come so quickly that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.

And on the hanger in the hallway hang a down jacket, a raincoat and a swimsuit...)

Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!

Guys, wait, the moment of truth is near)

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand, looking out for this buzzing bastard.

But in the end you still get up in the morning bitten...)

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

I had to go on a diet in winter!

If there were no winter, but always summer -
If only we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet.
I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women.
The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

If it were summer all the time, it would not be expected and loved so much.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

And you have a kind of vacation - on the green sea...)

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot!

But it saves time on getting dressed...)

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

About vacation

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!

Summer has its own smell - the smell of relaxation.

I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!

In summer, those who have 1 month vacation envy those who have 2 months vacation.

Vacation ends as quickly as it comes cold water in summer.

At least the memories remain about the vacation, not like about the water...)

After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

So you have to take sick leave...)

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

It’s clear what comes first working week everyone walks around distracted.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.

It remains to find out why...)

Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.

You go on vacation a month before, but you leave a month after...

An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

And it’s not good to skip...)

Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

And only the last day of vacation is the worst - after it there will be no rest.)

Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

Summer divides everyone into two groups: tanned and not tanned...)

Hot and cold summer

Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...

And you can’t see the sun behind the umbrella...

Our summer is warm... you don’t need to wear a second sweater under your jacket.

Boots can also be without fur...

What the heat does to people - not only that you can’t find it on the city’s beaches free space, also, in order to swim in the fountain, you have to wait in line!

In summer you can save on water and not swim at home...)

The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...

The heat will come so suddenly that you won’t even have time to shave your legs. Forget about losing weight altogether!

If the first days of summer are cold, this does not mean that you will still have time)

Wait for me in a warm hot summer, I will be beautifully undressed!

In the summer you won’t know whether you’re wearing a belt or a skirt...)

They mean water...)

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Don't worry, women will find something to come up with...

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!

And a boot too...)

Happy summer

Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

Summer is beautiful!

Summer is "good night" at 6:30 am)

In winter I would sleep and sleep, but in summer I don’t even want to sleep!

Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...))

Summer shows natural beauty...)

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...

Only later you don’t understand when these 90 days flew by...)

The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

Here's another plus of summer!

Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

Women, don’t mock men either - shave your legs!))

The most popular perfume this season is mosquito spray.

Affordable and effective!

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

In summer, with dawn, not day begins, but night, that is, sleep time...)

You have to wait a long time for summer, but, alas, it flies by very quickly. Therefore, do not waste time, try to implement your plans every day summer plans. Love, travel, relax, stock up on vitamins and then summer will leave you with warm memories that will warm you up on cold winter evenings.

The best summer statuses: Summer is coming soon

Summer is ahead! This means we will have many bright, memorable moments!

18 more Mondays and “Hello summer!”

Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is a new morning - June!

Summer is coming soon. There is still just a little time left until warmth, new sensations, new feelings... I want to feel loved, needed, the one without whom it is impossible to breathe. I so want to truly love and know that it is mutual...

Next Saturday is summer.

Almost soon, almost summer...

Love salad and low-fat cottage cheese as you love yourself. Yes, rejoice in raw carrots, for summer is coming, summer. In the name of cucumbers, cabbage and holy mineral water. Kefir.

The May holidays are a smooth jump into summer!

Summer is coming - hello, diet!

In two minutes summer will come, but spring has just arrived!

Summer is coming soon! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a long-awaited vacation, a salty sea breeze, fragrant fruits and lots and lots of sun!

Summer is in three days... I need to learn how to tuck a fur coat into a thong! :)

Jokes, fun, warm nights. Summer is already on its way, in short.

There are a couple of days left until summer... Exams, panic, hysteria, fat on the sides!

Summer is coming, and the ass is as vast as the Russian expanses.

Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...

Summer is coming... Flies... No matter how you hit them, one will definitely remain alive and will ambush you when you lie down for a nap.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =)))

Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer! :)

So, so! I have an idea on how to celebrate summer! Who cares, on May 31 at 23:59 we lean out the window, wait until 00:00 (at the same time take a breath of fresh air) and at exactly midnight we yell: “Leeeee!” Whatever you want, I will!

How we all love summer! As soon as you think about this time of year, a fire flares up in your soul. There are even special sites that count down the days until the start of summer online. People are warmed by the thought that sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But don't be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic – statuses about summer. We present to you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and making it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

I propose to fine the summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in...

Summer will show who rocked the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he’s like, “Give me five!”

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer...let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

My status has gone to party in the summer!

What is your favorite time of year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to cheer you up or remind you of upcoming summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I went out into the street and thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.

Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.

Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!

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