Funny toasts for birthday girlfriend. Toast on the birthday of a friend: Best congratulations. Toast on the birthday of the best friend

Girlfriend, Clean come on? Although so with you we are Crazy! Let everything be through the edge. Always for the best idle!

I raise my glass, filled to the edge, for that girl a mischievous, which I adore with all my heart! I wish you the best girlfriend, all the goods are incredible for merit! Love is big, mutual and decent. Being Self Successful and Slim!

I congratulate you, girlfriend! And drink for happiness your mug! To the eyes of your light shine and never betray you!



You, my girlfriend, so many advantages that if you drink for each of them to toast, I will die from the cirrhosis in a matter of days! Therefore, I will say a generalizing wish and drink the contents of this glass for that you always have enough for the life of what turns everydays on holidays!

In your honor my toast, girlfriend,
I drink for friendship for centuries
And wish my dull,
Love for sure!

Raise your glass
For you, my girlfriend,
Let it be waiting for passions of heat,
Love rines Study, Borrow!

I wish you boulder blood,
As if sparkling wine,
And feelings were fascinated again
How in a romantic movie!

For you a friend drink,
I love and love,
I wish you
And love is big in the family!

I raise my feud
For you, my native,
Let the friendship flourish
Never fade!

I drink, girlfriend, for a smile
And for the shine radiant eyes,
Henceforth do not know the bug, errors,
Have fun here and now!

I dedicate to you toast
I drink to the bottom of nectar fragrant
And I wish to live without tears,
Be, girlfriend, heart clean!

Toasts for the birthday girlfriend short



For you my girlfriend I am ready to drink day! And for all your merits and dignity to praise! You in life Queen, Hollywood Star. No one will be left left from you!

I want to wish you to always sit on a sturdy neck of a loving man, but not to lose soil under your feet. Girlfriend, remember that women's power in wisdom, and friendship - in reciprocity!

I wish with this glass of alcohol, so that in the life of pleasures there was a sea! The efforts are inconsistent, a lot of drive and the love of the mutual only kayfa!

Today we are not just drinking,
Do not spend tasting.
And congratulations on your day,
In which you are guilty very!
Do not have a drop of your tears,
Is that from laughter, not seriously!

I want to congratulate you
And drink with you a little bit.
For your soul and good.
My toast will replace hundreds of words!

Congratulations, honey,
Happy Birthday to yours!
Be confident, beautiful
Be loved and love.

Toast on the birthday of a friend cool

My native, for you
I pour out today!
To wish for this toast
Be cooler of Hollywood stars.

My favorite girlfriend
You're closer even than sister!
Therefore, for your youth
We urgently toast to raise it.

And let it not fade
More a few years and winters.
Your eyes confidently shines,
We will overcome all!

Girlfriend this first toast
I raise for you.
For brilliance of your eyes and hair
And so that you appreciate yourself!

I wish you appetizing look at any time of the day and under any circumstances. But, so that you are not eaten, but if you tried, they fed, barely trying tooth!

Let your birthday become a cool adventure that will not remind you of age, but will give wishes to always focus as in his youth!

On your birthday, I am always afraid to sleep, because I want to raise a glass for every good quality. I wish you to multiply them as easily as in my childhood multiply twice two! And minuses to concern only weights and bad people surrounded!

Toast girlfriend in verse
Whether a girlfriend confident
In his struggle, in his trail, in fate.
In the crowd, hold on, as if you are alone,
As if you were goddess born!

I want to wish the dear birthday in the next years of her life to know all the subtleties and perversions of sin, but only in thoughts.

Merry comic toasts in their own words

What is the difference between the fairy tale from were?
The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the best is when the opposite.
So let's drink to your life look like a fairy tale!

The girl went swimming the goat stands the nipple of the grass girl undressed and the goat stands pinch the grass girl left the goat out of the water stands the camplet grass so let's drink for the fact that there would be no goats among us.

Happy Birthday Congratulations Cool with humor

C birthday you, my girlfriend!
Give you a kiss in the Ushko,
So that you were beautiful
His figure is shut.
So that there were a lot of grooms
And so much fiery poems
They loved so that you were respected.
And never offended
So that you happy
And Rosa Maidoy Color!

What to wish you a friend?
Sit smaller on diets
To live not only in summer,
Guys of rich, young.
Prosperous spouse
Gave that she and mercy fur coats,
And so that your love and heart
He gave you one!

I wish joy
I wish you happiness
Material goodness
So as not to know the bad weather.

Toasts friend for birthday, name day

Count Suvorov on the Piru in the Empress refused to eat and drink, because before the first star

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
You are almost an old woman.
Soon you will be gray
Grow a big belly
There will be nothing to wear
Scary in the mirror to watch.
Yes, not drifting, I joked!
So that you are not sad today.
You are slim, smart, beautiful
And I love you terribly!

I wish to marry love, but for "Major"
And so that in the garage Rolls-Royce standing, not prior.
And so that you live in the castle, and not in the high-rise building,
And that the husband does not run to the mistress of Nataska.
And so that you, girlfriend, how in oil cheese rolled,
And if the husband "grows", so that you all get!

In my birthday I wish you to visit the swamp.
We are random to find there on the toad and kiss her.
If the Prince turns into the Prince, then the fairy tales do not lie,
Well, if you do not happen, at least your friends will come true!

I wish you a beauty girlfriend,
Without the boys, without exception to like.

Happy birthday congratulations cool girlfriend

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
Beautiful, slim and very genius
With whom you need a high school, with whom it is necessary - SHA
Order with taste, type-top with a sense of measure
At your feet, your whole cavalier regiment
And with envy in the challenge you are watching old women.
Girlfriend, let's keep up the good work!

Poems for a friend.
I have you! It's just fine!
Always mys each other, we will understand!
Let life give you smiles and happiness,
Wonderful tenderness, good luck in everything!

Happy Birthday Girlfriend
Girlfriend I want to wish you
Smiles to give and shine from happiness
Good luck car and lucky bag
I wish you to complete your wallet
Good boss and friendly colleagues
Health to you and all close to the century!

Happy birthday my friend!
I wish just that well, horror as it should
Bouquets of flowers, under the serenade window
Cupcakes and cakes without any consequences
Smaller care and trouble as if in childhood
The dresses of fashionable, outside the city of Villa!
Well, everything seems to be! Neither forget?

Cool poems greetings girlfriend
Be cheerful, be happy
Fresh, clockwork, beautiful
Be desired, be blooming
Be a dancing, singing
In the sky without care soaring
And the girlfriend is real!

Girlfriend, congratulations on your birthday!
Want to wish you life carefree
Party, discos, dear holidays
So that your rival sighs sighed
And men lost their heads from love!

Girlfriend is not just a close person who is ready to support you at any moment. This is more:
P - give tights of the desired size;
Oh - really wants to call you with me for sale;
D - makes little nonsense, like any real woman;
R - Rada every meeting with you;
Y - she can always be asked for lipstick;
G is ready to get involved in any adventure;
And - and just loves you.
So let's drink for that in the life of everyone there was such a person who could be considered the best friend!

In one ancient Persian treatise says: "Four features of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to the shame; hot temper - to repentance; sickness - to the hostility; Laziness - to humiliation. " My dear friend! Your nature, these features were still not peculiar. So let's drink for what they did not appear.

My girlfriend is for you!
Dancing, music and laughter!
You today, just a dream!
You are always the most beautiful!
Also fashionably dress.
No sadness
Leave the best
Without much difficulty!

According to legend, God said: "Everything you take in people, he will deprive. But all you give to people will return to you by Storm. " So drink for the generosity of our birthday girl with which she always refers to his friends!

When you have small trouble, smile.
When big problems, laugh.
When you ask about your age ... VRI!
Happy Birthday!

In continuation of the conversation about the talents of our jubileish, let me tell you a joke: a husband comes from the hospital and says: "You, a wife, do not eat anything today, because the doctor ordered me to go to bed on an empty stomach!". So let's drink for the culinary abilities of our birthday girl, which will never allow her beloved husband to sleep hungry with a hungry wife!

If b (name) was a soldier,
Then behind the shelves led
If b (name) was a cosmonaut,
Quickly flew to Mars and back
If B (name) was a climber,
Then Everest would conquer quickly
Only here (Name) is not a soldier at all,
And it does not know how to keep the machine,
And did not dali cosmos
Somehow rockets without (name) flew
On the mountaineering put a cross
Figured her giant Everest surrendered ???
Maybe what an evil sorny is cunning
Even declared, (name) is bad ...
But everyone is obvious that it is not
So maybe the last fool!
(name) clever, witty, beautiful
(Name) works for all of us on Divo
For that, I intend to drink to the bottom,
Heroes damn a lot, and (name) alone!

Everyone says that women are a "weak floor". But this is an absolute misconception, because any of them possesses an exorbitant force: she may forever destroy the life of a man, rejecting his love. And on the contrary, accepting his feelings, make a man the most happy man in the world. A happy man can roll the mountains!
Let's drink for women who are able to love and inspire, for the power of a weak floor!

One young man really wanted to marry. The family was looking for a challenger for a long time, and finally natively picked him better, as it seemed to them, a woman. But the young man said that only one question would ask about this woman: how old is she? Relatives answered that they asked her, but the lady answered that she had forgotten how old she was. "Clear," answered the newly made bridegroom, "this woman is forty, because all women for forty somehow suddenly forget their age!" And the sage answered him: "A wise woman forgets his age because it is not necessary to know him, most importantly, nor how old she is, and how many years she feels!" So let's drink for our jubilee, forever young soul!

One woman somehow asked who she works.
- I am a soloist! - Proudly answered the lady.
- Yes? And where do you sing?
- I do not sing, and salt - cabbage, cucumbers, tomatoes! ...
I suggest a drink for our birthday that is not just an excellent soloist, but an excellent hostess!

A woman is a light cloud that makes cool on a hot day. A woman is a bright sun warming us in days of longing and sadness. A woman is a cool stream, giving us the strength to continue your hard way. A woman is a complete river, carrying life to everyone who finds himself next to her shores. Let's drink for our birthday that illuminates us with your light, heats the warmth of his soul and gave life and raised beautiful children! Long years old, ...!

For the birthday girl we will drink the same hour!
For Lokon Golden Boutin,
For those words that are told for us
Overview one, but incomparable!

Some inept people have a kind of vice vision - they see only flaws in people and do not pay attention to their dignity. So, the guilt of today's celebration is the opposite gift: she sees only good in people and so loves us so much, and we are her. I suggest filling the glasses and drink for this excellent quality (name) - see the best in people, rise and love them!

We all saw in the night sky shining stars. And now it is no doubt that our birthday man is one of the stars who have gone from a skyskle. She illuminates with its charm, charm, talents, kindness and mind of our life. Let's drink to her star always shone to us!

I wish briefly, but clearly: always confident gait, success in the personal and career and do not miss the bed at night!

For love! Let in your life
It will be very much -
From loved ones, from relatives,
From friends and God!

We are talking about all good, clean, light. I offer a toast for all black. Let's drink for the birthday girl there was a husband in a black suit with a black diplomat, so she traveled on black "Mercedes" to relax to the Black Sea and to eat only black caviar and saw black coffee!

I propose a toast for seven "n" of our heroine celebration. For our extraordinary, unique, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, beloved!

Do not be upset that you have become one year older. If you look at the other hand, you have become one year more beautiful, more attractive and smarter! And on this path it is impossible to stop. For the birthday!

Behind the birthday girl drink soon!
Let's drink the stars of bright eyes!
And for the bending of the consumer eyebrows,
In general, for all that we are in (name) mile!

A pretty girl stands at the bus stop. Suddenly, from the impulse of the wind, her skirt takes off up. In embarrassment, returning her back, she sees a man who does not hesitate to look at her.
- I see that you are not a gentleman. - She says indignantly.
"I see that you are also not a gentleman," he says with regret.
Our birthday girl is also not a gentleman. But I say it without regret. Our birthday girl is a real woman who causes love and delight of men.
For our birthday.

I want to drink for a beautiful and intelligent girl, congratulate her on your birthday and thank the fate that she once brought us together and now for so many years we are the closest and best friends. I appreciate you for your cheerful temper, a joyful look at life, the lack of excessive seriousness. And let some believe that when a person is frivolous, it prevents him in many ways. In fact, it is so. These words of a well-known person I address you: "Only the mentally ill is accepted by each other completely seriously."

Toast birthday girlfriend

I want to tell such a parable:
"When God blinded a man, he had a small piece of clay, and he asked:" What do you want me to blindly? " The man replied: "Top" I am happiness! ". Then God did not answer anything, but just put the remaining piece of clay in his hand. "
Girlfriend, I want to drink for you and your happiness! We ourselves create it, most importantly, mood and good attitude to life. Happiness is different, you need to notice it even in the trifles, store and protect!

Toast on the birthday of the best friend

Girlfriend is not only a good and close person, ready to provide support at the most necessary moment.
This is a very capacious and extensive concept:
P - give stockings of the required size;
Oh - very try to take you on a unique sale;
D - makes minor nonsense, like all real women;
R - Rada Any meeting with you;
Y - she certainly can be borrowed lipstick;
G is ready for any reckless actions for your friendship;
A - but generally loves you.
Therefore, I raise a glass for ensuring that in the life of every woman there was just such a person who could be called the best friend without a shadow! For you, dear, your birthday!

Short toast on the birthday of a friend

My dear sweet girlfriend! Today I wish you that only that you always had an amazingly light heart and amazingly heavy pockets! Happy birthday girlfriend!

Toast girlfriend for a birthday in prose

So you want to you, a friend, a whole arsenal of beautiful words to say. In your wonderful birthday, I wish you colorful desires, the fulfillment of dreams and everything about the perch, before bedtime you dream! Happy Birthday dear!

Toast girlfriend for his birthday in your own words

To see himself, he needs to look into the mirror, and to see himself from the inside, he needs to look into the eyes of a true friend! And such eyes, I found you, dear my friend, and it is for them that I want to drink, let them be as honest and beautiful, and always tell me the truth about me!

Funny toast on the birthday of a friend

Cute, cheerful, simple,
Tender, naive sometimes.
For me, you became the best friend,
I all in the world I share with you.
I wish you all
Bypassed you by side
To the house came for a long time, happiness
I drink for it, drink and you with me!

Toast girlfriend for birthday in verse

By the birthday I wanted
Prepare a super speech.
Unfortunately, did not have time
And now they do not have time.
I will tell you very simple -
Behind the girlfriend will drink.
I do not care in the toast,
But I can love.
I love my girl friend,
We are your family souls.
I will not talk a lot,
Congratulations only by acceptance.

Beautiful toast on her friend's birthday

Girlfriend is something more than just a close little man, ready to help you at any second. This is emergency assistance, shelf - corrosive, a large charge of positive, a bunch of ideas, a great mood. I thank the fate for allowing you to find me, my girlfriend. I want to wish female happiness, male attention, sincere love, performing any dream. Happy Birthday!

Funny toast on the birthday of girlfriend

Dear girlfriend! I want to drink for our friendship with you. After all, only with you I can chat three more than anything else or just laugh without a reason. And this I can call you at any time of the day and say: Muck with me, and then I go boring! Only you can give me a valuable advice about guys that they are all goats! I'm never bored with you and I love you! For you and our friendship with you!

Dear birthday boy, I wish you on your birthday of health and mind. No wonder they say: "There would be a mind, there will be a ruble. There will be no mind, there will be no ruble. " And even happiness to you, joy and dream performance!

I discovered a chastushka, very suitable our birthday: they say I'm fighting, in girls will not remain. Oh, and Gorushko to someone I got! Man she is conscientious, knows how hard it will be with her husband. Therefore, it does not get married. In my opinion, she exaggerates its drawbacks. Such beauty is a dream, and not only a poet! God forbid you groom good!

Let you always shine stars - the star of good luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and stars of cognac.

It seemed to me if you had a holiday? It is difficult to understand at first glance, because you always have a festive mood. I wish you to stay as cheerful, joyful and friendly! Congratulations!

When the child is born, his first kiss kiss mother. When a person dies, the last kiss is a kiss of his children. Let's drink for the first and last kiss ranging for 150 years.

Birthday it would be better to celebrate more than once a year, but daily to have all the advantages of the birthday man for a long time! So let's drink at least for the two main advantages - for what he is, and for what he is with us!

A little mathematics: cottage is zero, machine and garage - zero, apartment - zero, money - zero, health - unit. So let's drink for the whole life of the birthday room with a small amount of zeros.

Let in our life there will be less bitter minutes, salt jokes and acidic smiles! Let's drink for sweet moments - beautiful and melting in your mouth, like these wonderful pastries, cooked by our wonderful birthday!

Dear birthday boy! In your day, you wish the green "Mercedes" of your life to be easily and happily everywhere in life, overcoming all obstacles and difficulties so that the road walked around the flowering garden and so that all those in whom you need. For your well-being and success!

In the bus:
- Girl, are you going now?
- Smear only crazy.
- Well, then - come out?
- I only get married.
- Well, what are you doing then?
- Sharp!
- Oh, sorry, I did not know that you have a birthday today!
... Let friends ever forget the day when you got out of this light!

The perpetrator of the feast already so many wished that I was in some confusion. Nowadays, probably, it is necessary to desire such an energetic and commercial person born under the sign of the fish, become a shark of a market economy and have a solid account in freely convertible currency. Happy Fortune ticket to you! Oblighten the "newborn" bottle of good wine!

I congratulate you on a wonderful day when everyone with admiration is looking at you. You bathe in the rays of happiness and fun. The champagne sparkles: Friends and girlfriends give to your honor. Let this magical state of the holiday be with you always. Health to you, success and fulfillment of desires! For you! Happy Birthday!

I draw your attention to the fact that the birthday boy was born in winter. What does it say about? This suggests that the storks at this time do not happen, they are in the south ... it became, all the troubles with the birth of a birthday name were forced to take on themselves ... Parents! With his task, they successfully coped. Therefore ... I invite everyone to raise wine glasses and drink the health of the birthday parents!

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