Summer has not yet begun, and I am already afraid that it will end.
The most delicious kisses are in the summer, they taste like strawberries, cherries and blueberries!
Summer is the most favorite time years... The time when dreams come true...
Summer is the time “I came home in the morning because I went out at night!”
Summer - kisses until dawn. :)
Summer is not necessarily just a time of year. :) Summer is a state of mind!
Summer - someone goes out for a walk, someone gets married, but I just can’t get out of the binge!
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...
Summer is like a breath of fresh air, like a bottle of mineral water in the morning...
In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 05.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.
Summer - is it interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!
Summer is like beer. It seems like they took enough, but then it’s over.
Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.
Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
Summer is the only time of the year when people go to the store rather than to the basement to buy potatoes.
Summer is an annual, three-month sweet spot in life.
You can arrange a summer for yourself at any time of the year - if only you had the money.
Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember.;)
Summer means “Good night” at 6:30 am.
Summer is paradise, who knows - will understand...
Summer is a small life!
Summer is associated with the smell of Komarex.
Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.
Summer - one short word, 92 days of happiness. Why isn't it rubber?
Summer is a season too hot to do things that were too cold in winter.
Summer is when you don't come home to warm up.
Cool short statuses about summer
Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word - childhood!
Summer... It's time to dress up mini-family suits...
Summer... I'm fried like a cutlet.
Summer is a time when you don’t want to wear headphones because they’re too hot! :))
Summer - another attempt to start a new life...
Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.
We just need the fourth month of summer.
In summer you don’t want anything more - except summer itself.
How did you spend your summer? -With a glance.
If the chair rises with you, it means it’s summer.
The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden. Vera Inber
This summer will be ours!)))
Summer, sun, heat, walk until the morning! And I went to bed!
Summer doesn't happen twice a year.
If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!
I'm sure to fill this summer with crazy things to do.
My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.
No one got tired of the red summer. Russian proverb
Stupid things done in the summer are more fond memories than mistakes.
Summer, please, can you slow down?
I'll probably quit drinking! -Why? -Do you remember last summer? -Certainly! -But not me!
I hope there will be less snow in the summer.
Bye brain, hello summer.
In the summer we'll see who pumped the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!)))
The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...
As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.
In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
Cool statuses short about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Do you also forget in the summer what day of the week it is?
We urgently need the fourth month of summer!
Well, to hell with it, with this summer!... We will rock it in the fall!)))
Beer and summer... made for each other!
Ah, our northern summer is a caricature of southern winters.
Now the most important thing is that June is aware that it is summer!
Damn, we've been busy with these exams all summer!
Anyone who wanted to lose weight by summer - relax and eat! There will be no summer!
Oh, summer! At this time, I don’t want to earn money, but to drink!)))
I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer...
We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.
It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...
I love ice cream so much, it looks like summer is coming!)))
Well, summer has come, but nothing has changed in my soul...(((
The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!
Now the season is open when the right hand does not freeze, but sweats. =)))
This summer is only a few minutes old and I already adore it.
The season “Everyone drinks on the benches” is open.
So these 92 days of happiness, sun and love have begun...=)
I'm tired of this crazy spring... I want a crazy summer...
I want summer and sun! And more!)))
Hooray! Summer! Sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!
The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
Summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!
Summer - life begins, people fall in love. It's always summer!
I hate summer... everything is getting terribly sexy! =)
There is a crisis in the country... Spring has been cut short... As if summer would not be fired!
Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!
Summer has come! Long live the diet!
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Never mind the problems - June has come.
First of June! Summer has come. And with the warmth of June the whole earth is warmed.
That awkward moment when you find out it's summer!
You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!
Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!
In 9 months we will have a new summer.
Do you dream of losing weight by summer? Relax, there will be no summer!))) Eat!
Better than Indian summer... there can only be Indian spring.
Soul on the sea, butt on a chair.
It seems I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...
The higher the thermometer, the shorter the length of my skirt.)))
Summer! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.
Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))
Where are you going in the summer? -On a binge.
Sitting for an hour and a half to paint your eyes, and then putting on glasses - that’s what summer means!
Summer in the village - fresh air, river, heat, flowers... Dung!)))
Girl, you've put on so much makeup... aren't you hot?)))
Dear, I want to hear only three words this summer: “I love you!” I'll buy it! Let's fly!"
I’ll add salt to the puddle, there will be a small sea!)))
Fuck you, not summer! Father Frost.)))
Poplar fluff... heat... July...
A couple more degrees and the weather will turn to vodka!
Our summer, although short, has little snow!
I've been waiting for you so much, summer... but you're not at all happy with the weather...
Dry summer... The knights went a little small.
Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.
It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month! :)
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Our summer in Siberia is warm... You don’t have to wear a sweater under your sheepskin coat.
In summer, idleness has an excuse - the heat.
Dad said: -Damn, it’s hot, like in porn!)))
It seems that Rain didn't pay his taxes and lost his rain license!
A room with air conditioning is a branch of HEAVEN on earth.
We installed an air conditioner at home. I had an orgasm!
Damn, only I could do this: catch a cold in 40-degree heat...
I'll go south. It's cooler there...
This summer, the best attraction to shopping is not discounts, but air conditioning!
This summer burned us, dried us down to our very nerves.
I hate the heat! Attractions! Children! Signed: amusement ride operator...
It’s so hot in the apartment that when I turn on the light in the room, I hide in the shade! :)
On a summer day, after the sweltering heat, warm rain is very welcome.
What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
And now it’s a different summer - hot, merciless and different.
The heat will show who has which legs!)))
In summer everyone complains about the heat, in winter everyone complains about the cold. How else does nature even tolerate us?
I'll remove the shelf in the center of the refrigerator! Urgently!
In the summer it’s a pity to even sleep - when it’s still so warm around the clock.
Looks like a lot of people are getting sick from the heat!
Eh! It's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer... but at home there is air conditioning!
The asphalt is melting under the hot rays of the sun today.
Lord, save and preserve the genius who invented air conditioning.
And outside the window it’s +39... Light clothing and a slight hope for rain saves...
Well, did everyone want a real, hot summer? Get it, sign it!:P
I want to be a boy. Summer. Heat. And you hop and took off your shirt.
Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...)))
Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...
Fell in love with you forever to the songs of the sea...
The soul is at sea, and the body... the body, damn it, is getting ready for work...
I was on my way to the sea, and suddenly... the alarm clock rang!
I've never seen the sea, and I'm just dying from the memories...
I close my eyes: The sound of the surf... freedom... I open my eyes: The fan. Job.
Summer is singing, the sea is calling, and we are like this... on the Internet...
"Good morning!" - this is when the clock says 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the sea!
I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.
Wonderful summer! The beach season has not yet begun, but the mushroom season is already in full swing!
Summer and the beach will show who stuffed foam rubber and cotton wool into their bra in winter!:D
The movement of men along the beach: look forward - two look back!
I took a day off and went to the beach. In the evening I will tell my family that I was on fire at work.
Great summer... It's a pity that the tan doesn't stick through... the jacket...
The tan will fade, but the memories will remain forever.
Here comes summer!))) Someone has snow, but I eat strawberries and bask in the sun!)))
Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls are topless, smart girls are in the shade.
It's a pity that there is so little left of summer... Fake tan and sandals.
If your skin doesn't come off after tanning, then you haven't sunbathed!
Vacation pay always ends faster than vacation!)))
The easiest way is to give up on the resort.
How hard you have to work to have such a rest! Alexander Mikheev
The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...
Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.
If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!
I'm flying to where the sky merges with the sea...
Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity...
Summer... Sea... Beach... Crayfish... Beer... Top up...)))
Let's tell each other how much we want to go to the sea!
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
But someone now has the sea outside their window!)))
To go to the beach more often in the summer, you need to go to the refrigerator less often in the spring.:D
What can happen - there is warm water on the beach and nice guys.
There, on the beach, where summer is melting, it seemed like all this was forever...
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “Do not disturb!”
SOMEWHERE is the most popular summer holiday destination...
Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase for a vacation...
Now mine best friend this is... a fan. XD
The most best summer- when you spend it with friends!
My summer wouldn't work without you...
Love is transferred to the night - during the day it is very hot.
Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer.
Summer will happen again, but love is gone forever.
This summer you definitely need to meet the sunrise with someone you love.
You will make this summer the best if you are by my side.
Even in this heat, your icy heart will not melt...
In every girl's life there is a boy with whom she will never forget the summer.
Maybe we'll meet somewhere this summer...
I want nothing more than to spend this summer with you.
Summer is the best best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!
I have a whole summer ahead of me. 92 days. Which I don't need without you.
Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...
Summer - do crazy things for your loved ones.
We need to find eternal love for ourselves. For the summer.:D
If it’s July and I can’t stay warm without you, maybe it’s love.
You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.
That's all... this June is for you alone...
To June, to freedom, to the wind, to kisses...
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June.
Girl of July, how I love you! And, probably, Julia, this is forever!
There are only a couple of months until summer, and the bone is still wide.
I'm a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!
Haven't you found half of summer yet? I lost it recently.
Summer, summer again, songs around the fire again, dancing from night to morning.
The main sign of summer is mosquitoes.
There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.
Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...
The older I get, the more boring summer gets.
In my dreams there was a slightly different summer.
Plans for the summer remained plans.
You’re sitting there, thinking, it’s summer, yes, but everything is as usual.
It's a shame that 500 Days of Summer is just the title of the film.
It won't always be summer. Aesop
Summer flew by quickly... I want to relax some more!)))
And we didn’t even notice how quickly this summer flew by.
Summer ends with open dresses.
Summer, I really want you to come back.
Soon we will wake up, and summer will no longer be there.
It feels like the end of summer... but it feels like the end of the world...
Another summer has flown by... we'll be waiting for you...;(
Summer is not over, it has changed...
Well, What can I say? I'm screwed, comrades. All!
So the summer has passed, as if it never happened...
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
Summer is over, the dacha is over, the shovels are out of hand and the vodka is hamstered!)))
Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...
Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.
Funny short statuses about summer
Cool short statuses about summer
I really want this summer to be unforgettable.
I dreamed of a summer full of adrenaline, but what I got was a summer on the couch.
How I spent summer!? - It's a sin...
My boyfriend will be Leto, a hot guy.
I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!
I'm running barefoot through the night...
How little time until summer... How much fat on the sides...
I have 2 tickets for summer! Who's with me?
I urgently demand summer!
I wish everyone a summer with... no time for the Internet!
I want to go where there is no Internet... the sea worries and the summer lights up!
Summer! I'm leaving the Internet!
I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!
Like if you want summer.
And all that was left from the summer were text messages...
Summer is not over... It is always with us... In photographs and in the soul...)))
Let this summer be without the Internet.
I want to go where there is no Internet, but only sun, waves and heat...
How I spent summer?! With regret... I met you at the computer!
Have any plans for the summer? -Real life without Internet!
It was a super summer - on the Internet!)))
Summer, summer! Fuck people who spend days on the Internet.
Don't let summer go to waste, go have some fun - stop sitting at the computer!
In the darkness of the night, in the light of day I sit on VKontakte, and outside the window it’s summer.
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!!!
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Summer is a sea of sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in your eyes.
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I want to go where there is sea and heat... And nothing to do!!! Sit on the seashore in the summer, admire the sunset and think about good things...
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Summer in the capital: the asphalt, hot from the heat, smokes, you can’t sleep at night, mosquito bites you can’t hide, and no matter how much water you drink, you still won’t get drunk.
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There is no escape from the memories... This summer is forever in my heart.
Cool statuses about summer
And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler here - summer, dacha, Shovels, rakes, vodka and beer!!!
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Summer: - 3 months without textbooks, - 92 days of freedom, - 2208 hours of happiness, - 132480 minutes of bliss, - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
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My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans... A lot sunlight...Summer...Summer...Summer...
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Only on Russian beaches are buoys placed in several lines. The first ones are for which you can’t swim, and the second ones are for which, well, seriously, you shouldn’t!
I won't go to Cyprus this year. Last year I didn’t go to Miami, and the year before I didn’t go to Tahiti. Next year I don’t know where I won’t go...
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Summer is a period when you can’t just open a window on a bus that didn’t close in winter.
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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... Now I love money
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- Dad, are we going to go to the sea this summer? - With your grades... your tutors will go to the sea this year!
Great summer this year! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket!
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I’m just burning with the desire to go to the sea... I now have this tradition... Every year in the summer I want to go to the sea!
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There are seas and beaches in the distance, the sunset is intoxicating and beautiful!.. It’s simpler here: in the summer - a dacha, in winter - vodka and beer.
Short statuses about summer
Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.
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The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
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Your butt sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!
Summer has come.... Online friends dropped by 2 times))
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Summer is coming. Hello diet!
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It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!
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Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, makeup smudged.
I want to go where there is no Internet, where the sea is agitated and where summer lights up.
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I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!
Statuses about the beginning of summer
Summer has come so quickly that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.
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So summer has come and the struggle between those who feel the wind and those who are hot has begun))
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Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...
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The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.
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Again, I didn’t have time to lose weight by summer. I need to fatten my husband. I will win by contrast.
Statuses about the end of summer
It's a shame that "500 Days of Summer" is only the title of the film.
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If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December.
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Let's have your September already, this summer everything is clear to me!
Cool and funny statuses in VK about summer are different. By publishing new short statuses in funny poems, “on the contrary” advice, paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes happening to us. Sometimes cool statuses about summer come with unexpected offers to watch the sunrise in the yard of the house or go on a horseback ride on... a pony.
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.
Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))
I think I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...
This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.
And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are waiting for!
I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))
SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that’s it.
- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, will go nuts? - Sled.
The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE
And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...
Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...
Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...
Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!
Well, it’s hot……….if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.
If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!
I went out into the street, thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.
Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)
How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
Cool statuses about Summer
M Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!
AND Summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind blows from afar
before the session of students howl...
L This will show who pumped the press and who pumped the refrigerator door!
WITH you go on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.
E I'm like, I'm at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS
IN I’m a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!
L This is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
X I see summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”
L This will show who put cotton wool in her bra!
WITH The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!
E If you start to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans thoughts about how to earn more money are completely replaced by thoughts about how to drink it away - look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.
IN clouds in the sky without any clearing, fucking fucking summer
L this... The beach... The sun's rays fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...
U A Russian language reader, having re-read the essay by Roman Abramovich’s son “How I Spent the Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve...
N We urgently need the fourth month of summer!
E If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.
- N How is summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, in the bathtub, and on tours of local supermarkets.
N There is no sadder story in the world than about such a fucking terrible summer.
A summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are so looking forward to!!!
B waiting summer days the heart beats faster and faster.
M ore... Beach... I'm looking... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...
L This is the season of irresponsibility.
N The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.
L I love summer...on phone call at 3 am with the phrase “ARE YOU SLEEPING?” YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO
D I don’t deny it - I was looking forward to summer! But we didn’t agree about the garden and mosquitoes.
L this is the night from spring to autumn
L this is the most scary beast- mosquito
"I I will love you all summer” - this sounds much more convincing than “all my life” and - most importantly - much longer!
AND SUMMER FOR ME,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY UNDRESSED.
U saw the teacher in the summer
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U Dear Minister of Education. Please cancel writing the essay “How I spent my summer.” Our teacher is an elderly, intelligent woman...
N The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!
L here it is. The air conditioners are in heat.
ABOUT great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...
L It was cold here, but there was little snow.
L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.
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On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)
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What are your plans for the summer? - Fall in love...
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There will be summer, there will be life!!
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When it’s summer, we’ll go to the dacha and grab a shovel and eat......
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My status has gone to hang out in the summer..
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With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!
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Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.
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I want summer! Give it in the summer!!!))) Cool statuses about summer
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Watermelon is a wonderful food! and ate, and drank, and washed.
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Summer begins when the booze is over and there is no money))))
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It's time to think about your figure; summer will come faster than it seems.
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I want the summer to continue, but since the autumn rains, it’s long and tedious.
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- Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.
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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”
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As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...
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What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
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I want summer, money, fame... I can have fame now...
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A drum on your neck and a flag in your ass for balance!!! Cool statuses about summer
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Repin's painting "sailed" - they rowed all night, but forgot to untie the boat...
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Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!
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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
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Never mind your problems - June has arrived!
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Cool statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
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The stubble is growing faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is naked - this is an insidious summer.
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This serene summer will return soon... favorite stilettos, chiffon dress, with straps.....the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze, caressing so boldly.....kisses, passion...goosebumps......a delirious night city......and to my mother, on my mobile phone: “I’ll come in the morning.”
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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer!! I will always know what you did last summer!!!
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I hate summer..everything gets terribly sexy! =)
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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
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Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
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If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer! Cool statuses about summer
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And I want summer... and heavy rain... so I can run barefoot on the asphalt and shout how much I love you...
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My summer wouldn't work without you...
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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
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This summer will be ours..)))
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Eh, Indian summer, what women, such is summer.
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Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
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It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...
Cool statuses about summer
