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On New Year's Eve you can not only drink champagne, eat Olivier and peel tangerines, but also find out what 2017 has in store for you. When to look into your future, if not on the last night of the year, which, according to our ancestors, has a special, mystical power.

That is why New Year's Eve is the ideal time for fortune telling.

  • New Year's fortune telling in the mirror

A mirror is one of the most popular auxiliary objects for fortune telling; to consider your future in it, place a glass of water in front of it, and light three candles on three sides of the glass. It is believed that if you look carefully through the water, you will be able to see what awaits you in 2017.

  • New Year's wish fortune telling

All children and many adults make their deepest wishes before the clock strikes midnight; finding out whether it will come true in the coming year is easier than you think, just write it down on paper and set it on fire with the first strike of the clock. If a wish has time to burn out, it means it will definitely come true.

  • New Year's fortune telling with wax

Melt an ordinary wax candle, and let the one who wants to know the future pour this wax into cold water. Based on the resulting figure, it is quite easy to predict the future, the main thing is your imagination. For example, a flower means financial well-being, cat - health, star - success at work.

  • New Year's fortune telling pendulum

IN New Year's Eve place a small needle on the thread. Place a glass of cold water in front of you with your favorite decoration at the bottom, and throw a few spruce needles into the water. Ask out loud what you want to know about 2017, and the answer to the question can only be: yes and no.

If the pendulum swings in a circle, then the answer is negative, if forward/backward or left/right, then the answer is positive. If the pendulum does not move, then there is no answer.

On New Year's Eve you can ask no more than 3 questions.

  • New Year's fortune telling for the betrothed

The most popular New Year's fortune telling, which will help you find out the name of your betrothed, is to go outside after 12 o'clock and ask the name of the first man you meet. Surprisingly, on many forums girls write that this prediction has come true for them.

You can also put a hat under the pillow, in which you have folded leaves with male names, and on the morning of January 1, before you open your eyes, you need to pull out one such leaf.

Also, finding out what awaits you on the personal front will help Christmas tree decorated with colorful toys. After 12, close your eyes and spin around in place, then remove any toy from the tree: white means that no changes are expected in your personal life, black means unrequited love awaits you, pink/red/orange means 2017 will be a happy year for you and romantic, green - you will have new friends and hobbies, silver/gold - predicts the appearance of fans, purple/blue - you should give up looking for love in the new year.

  • New Year's fortune telling on the phone

Again, you need to frame the question to answer yes or no. After that, you just have to wait for the first caller; if a man decided to congratulate you on the holiday, the universe told you “yes,” if a woman said “no.”

How to make a wish on New Year's Eve

At 12 o'clock at night, many Ukrainians will make their deepest wishes. The most popular way is to write your wishes on a small piece of paper, and when the clock starts to strike midnight, burn it, add the ashes to champagne and drink.

But there are several variations of this tradition. For example, in Italy it is customary to make 12 wishes, and while the clock is striking, you should eat one grape for each strike.

Psychics recommend formulating the desire as precisely as possible, and there should be only one; also, you should avoid particles “not”, “to be”, “should” and inaccuracies. Formulate your wish in the present tense, as if it has already come true. Avoid inaccuracies and metaphors.

Another unusual way of making a wish was proposed by the Danes: stand on a chair exactly at midnight and while the clock is counting down 12 times - imagine that your cherished wish has already come true, and then with the last stroke of the clock jump onto the floor at new life.

Also, psychologists recommend writing a letter to Santa Claus, where you can list in detail all your most cherished desires and simply “wants”. Seal the envelope and let it lie under the tree for 14 days. And then hide it in a secluded place. A year later, on December 31, check what came true for you and what didn’t.

But our ancestors believed that on New Year's Eve only those wishes come true that are made for others, from the bottom of their hearts, and that one cannot ask for anything for oneself.

You shouldn’t take fortune telling too seriously, it’s not an exact science, but it will help you take your mind off your daily worries and have fun.

People, even as adults, love New Year's festivities. They organize holidays not only in domestic circles, but also in working circles. We invite you to prank your colleagues using our funny predictions in verse. Comic predictions for New Year will cheer up the whole company and help make the holiday better.

Comic predictions for corporate events and colleagues

Of course, no one can do without games, jokes and fortune telling. You no longer need to look for New Year's predictions for co-workers and colleagues; we offer you the funniest short predictions for a friendly corporate party.

Our corporate party is fun
Will prophesy to you today
Treat yourself all year with brine,
After New Year's Eve!

Vodka is flowing like a river these days
If the team gets drunk,
You will lose your bonus in 2020
At the same time, to your own misfortune!

You will not see the fate of an aristocrat this year,
Better get a good shovel ready,
If you win the lottery, you will have a plantation of land,
The dog really promises you all this.
So buy your tickets and accept your fate
Unfortunately, a serious battle with weeds awaits you.

There is a risk of being unemployed
If today the sex will be awesome!
That's why when you're drunk you have to
Just dance until you drop!

The funniest predictions
To those who are not afraid of reproach!
The boss will kick you out of work,
Have fun, less worries!

Let's next year
In plain sight of the authorities
We will stay less
So as not to get drunk out of grief!

How many peas are in your favorite salad?
You will have as many happy days!
But be careful, colleagues.
Peas will provide forays into the bathroom!

You're going to get incredibly drunk today
And it will be the last holiday with colleagues,
The boss will kick you out of work,
But there will be no worries!

Advice for the whole year
Don't eat too much
Otherwise your belly will grow
The road to work will be difficult!

The holiday prophesies happiness for you
And there are many different gifts
Paper clips, staplers and folders
Comfortable slippers for the office!

At a party you're just an eagle
Having dropped your “feathers” you fly around the hall
The main thing is that tomorrow I find clothes,
Otherwise you will lose your job!

In the works next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money to boot,
To buy you a dacha in the Moscow region!

When all the people get drunk,
Don’t “drive your horses” forward:
Today you'll have some amazing sex waiting for you,
And tomorrow maybe... a payslip!

All your dreams will come true,
If you're on friendly terms with your boss!
Take “Napoleon” quickly
Sit down and bow to him!

A new position is waiting for you,
However, the increase
The boss will give you a loving gift,
And a cash reward!

Next season in the summer,
You will send greetings from the sea!
A long vacation awaits you,
From the boss, loving!

Funny predictions
For all honest company,
But personally, personally for you
And the whole year will go by in jest!

You have a problem
All her friends know
You're late everywhere
The bosses won't tolerate it again!

The heavens prophesy to you together
You don't need to sleep with your colleagues
Work sex is closed to you
They will give you an estimate the same hour!

Greetings from Santa Claus
He asks you to be more serious,
Otherwise the boss is evil,
They will send you home right away!

This is a prediction for you
Keep silent more often!
Otherwise your colleagues
You will be buried in white snow!

Don't drink too much today
Otherwise you will start to fall in love with everyone
After all, at work, at yours
You can't copulate with anyone!

Today you are among friends,
Shout again: “pour, pour”
So that tomorrow you won’t be ashamed,
Today you need to be respectable!

Fulfilling everyone's wishes
Great success awaits you,
The main thing is not to miss
And tear your own with your teeth!

The coming year is prophesied for you
Fame, money and success!
A sea of ​​crazy emotions
And recognition from everyone!

There is a danger that colleagues
Carts will roll towards you.
Better not tease
And sit quietly!

Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career,
While colleagues are simply drinking heavily,
Hint your boss about career growth!

Comic predictions for an adult company

When do adults get ready to celebrate New Year's Eve? big company Just like children, they need entertainment. Comical, short fortune-telling “with a little spice” is perfect for any party.

In poetry we tell the prediction,
About what worries our hearts so much:
Lots of sex and love
There are hot fires in the soul!

Vodka will flow like a river
So that your gait will change!
Life will go downhill
You can already shout SOS!

It will be quiet in your personal life,
If you make me angry!
And if you are obedient,
Everyone will fall in love with you!

Holiday together, you walk together
Don't forget about aspirin
If you don't buy it this evening,
You will be terribly sick!

For your friends you are just a “darling”
Everyone is staring at you!
Don't forget to take a shower:
Suddenly they will invite you on a date.

Keep what you should in your pants
Today you're drunk
So that there is no bang, no bang,
Today at a party!

At the holiday you will distinguish yourself by this,
They'll think you say hello!
And they’ll call you a car sooner,
After all, everyone is afraid of “delirium tremens.”

If vodka bothers you
Tomorrow I'll work straight from the morning,
And if she makes life difficult,
It's time to quit this job!

A year of dating will bring
For all zodiac signs,
Don't get into trouble
So that you all don't cry later!

In poetry we want to predict to you,
Why should you eat less?
Or the whole next year,
Your belly will make everyone laugh!

While you're here chewing on a cupcake,
Your awesome sex is being taken away from you!
I was gape at the party
And left without lovers!

The stars predict for you all year
Complete and massive debauchery!
So before it's too late
Buy a rubber “outfit”!

Drunk girls, dirty boys
They jump like squirrels, they jump like bunnies...
If you don't stop this
You will spend a year in the sobering-up station!

The stars are telling you today
That alcohol is poison for you!
Leave a glass and a glass,
Until the devil calls you!

I need to drink less today
Otherwise we will catch everything
You naked, without panties
Rushing and jogging around the hall!

All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, relax,
Don't waste your bottle!

This year will be difficult for you,
He will bring you a lot of quarrels,
To make your situation easier
Stock up on vodka and patience!

Wait, all your friends will come
With various questions there,
After all, it will come very soon for you
Life is just white stripes!

To calm down your passion
Need to lick it urgently
Cool ice cream,
Then everything will be fine all year!

Let's predict for our friends
A lot of happiness without loss,
If necessary, we will advise:
Through the bed all the doors to happiness!

The stars are prophesying for you today
Be kinder to your friends!
Otherwise they are all together
They will put you in your place!

So that there is happiness, you are friends
I must invite everyone to visit,
Feed them fatter
Then start the hangover!

You will have a lot of money
You will have a successful journey!
There won't be any worries
But the main thing is to start working!

Comic predictions for the New Year according to zodiac signs

Predictions are considered one of the favorite entertainments on New Year's Eve. And I even like predictions based on butt signs adult company.

Aquarius

Let's celebrate the New Year!
Retribution will come later...
After all, drinking Aquarius is dangerous,
Your head will be crazy in the morning.

Fish

You fishes swim in a smooth stream
And you shouldn’t give importance to the little things!
Then luck will quietly float nearby,
Moving you only forward!

Aries

Oh, what a stubborn sheep
We'll tell you straight to your face!

Stop hanging around in the hole
To be today, then not to be!
It's time for you to be able to decide
And start living actively!

Scorpion

They may run away from you
All friends, keep this in mind!
Refrain from biting
Next year, do it!

Ophiuchus

It's not easy being 13th
But the coming year guarantees you
Successful career growth,
And a long, prosperous life!

Sagittarius

You are driven only by fire,
Don't touch you in a fever,
But you won’t burn when you’re blazing,
More often than not you extinguish passions!

The days of New Year's celebrations are not just bright and beautiful gifts, and also magical moments of heavenly inspiration. It is during these celebrations that it is customary to make wishes and even look into the future for a minute. Also these days, people may ask for something significant, for example, to improve their financial situation. New Year's wealth fortune-telling is especially popular during this period, because people believe, and human faith sometimes works miracles.

Choose a money ritual:

Simple but true fortune telling

The phrase “New Year's fortune telling,” of course, does not oblige you to carry it out on New Year’s Day. The time of miracles lasts from the night of December 31 to the day of the Baptism of Rus', in January. It is during this period that you can ask a question to heaven and get an answer.

Ritual with ice

Water is a conductor between this world and the world unknown to us. It can both harm a person and cleanse him. It is best to use water after illuminating it in the church.

You need to put a precious ring with a stone in a small plate. Pour water so that it perfectly covers the product, but no more. Place the dishes on the balcony at midnight on the night from December 31 to January 1. At six o'clock in the morning you can already bring it in. If the water turns into ice, then the year will be successful in terms of money, but if the liquid does not freeze, then there is no place to expect wealth.

There is another interpretation - this New Year's fortune-telling will bring profit if the ice is lumpy and heaving.

With a candle

While everyone is celebrating the New Year, you should retire. Fill a bowl with water and light a church candle. You need to turn the candle over the bowl and watch the wax drip. The patterns are interpreted as follows:

  • just plaques scattered on the surface - no profit is expected;
  • drops collected in a bunch - the year will be rich;
  • a wreath is a vicious circle, a squirrel wheel, you are doing something wrong, maybe you need to change your job, then the money will appear;
  • zigzags, bumps - a lot of work awaits you this year.

New Year's fortune telling with coins and bills

With coins, option 1

In order to perform the ritual, you should take 7 small coins. As the chimes strike, place a glass of champagne on the floor, stand next to it and draw a circle with chalk, with yourself and the glass in the center. When the chimes strike, you need (from a standing position) to throw one coin into a glass; if most of them sink to the bottom with bubbles, then the year will be rich. An even, calm hit means that the year will not bring wealth.

With coins, option 2

On New Year's Day, at midnight, while the chimes are striking, pour water into a liter jar and throw 13 coins into it. Close the jar with a lid, shake it well until all the coins fall to the bottom. If most of them turn up heads, the year will be profitable, but if they turn up heads, then vice versa - you are in danger of losses.

For a handful of coins

This wealth fortune telling is reminiscent of playing dice. You need to take a handful of coins, shake them well in your fist and throw them on a clean table covered with a white tablecloth on New Year's Eve. If the majority lands on heads, you will have a rich year; if it lands on tails, then not. If the money rolls along edge and stops like that, then spending and uncertainty await you. If the money rolls on its edge and falls to the floor, expect bankruptcy.

With bills

On New Year's Eve or Christmas, you need to roll up several bills of different denominations. Place them all under your pillow and mix them up. Before going to bed, make a wish for wealth next year. In the morning, without opening your eyes, take out the first bill. If the denomination is large, it means the year will be profitable. A small denomination note will not bring wealth next year.

The same can be done with cards: place a deck of cards under the pillow and mix it. In the morning, take out the first card, if you come across a large card, then expect profit, a small one will predict the opposite.

Household fortune-telling in the New Year for wealth

Raising money for the long term

To make the year profitable, on New Year's Eve you need to sew a coin into the hem of your clothes. You need to walk around with this money for seven days. This way you can attract money in the new year.

Ritual with a broom

So that there is money in your house all year round, at midnight, stand in the center of an empty room wearing only your nightgown. Hold a handful of yellow coins in your fist. After spinning around yourself three times, throw the coins, they should scatter throughout the room. Using a new broom, you need to sweep all the coins to the south-eastern part of the room. Collect the coins in a red cloth, tie them with a red thread and hide the bag, also in the south-eastern sector of any other room, until the next New Year, only so that no one sees them. If you do everything right, profit will definitely be in your house.

To the chime of the clock

Write on a piece of notebook paper: “Wealth 2020.” Light it when the chimes strike. If the leaf manages to burn while the clock is striking, you are guaranteed wealth. If not, then the year will be normal.

Beans predict wealth

For this fortune telling you will need one kilogram of red beans. And a dish. Three options for New Year's fortune telling are described below.

  1. Make a wish for money, take a handful of beans, then place them on the table. If the number is even, the wish will come true.
  2. Take a handful of beans and place them on the table. If you find two exactly the same grains, next year will be rich.
  3. Take exactly as many beans as you are old, without counting, divide them into three piles. Take three beans from each pile and place them in front of you. Without looking, divide the pile in half. If you have an even number of grains under your right hand, then you are expected to make a profit during the year.

Money fortune telling for the year of the Rat 2020

The rat is a smart and thrifty animal. She will not thoughtlessly scatter her treasures, which she finds wherever possible, but will make a wonderful, cozy hole and hide them there for the time being. Therefore, the Rat has great respect for people who protect their wealth and do not waste it in vain. One of the fortune tellings, thanks to which it will be possible to check how things will be with finances in 2020, is as follows.

Take three silver coins of any denomination and put them in your wallet. Carry the coins without removing them from your wallet for three days. Then take them out without looking, shake them in your closed palms, and place them on the table. Mentally ask a question about finances and see which side they are facing:

  • two coins with heads on top - the year will be successful, but for material well-being you will have to work hard;
  • two coins with heads on top - unfortunately, everything you buy this year will be spent just as quickly;
  • three coins “tails” - a year of great fuss and minor problems with money awaits you; there will always be a shortage of them;
  • three coins turned upside down - the White Metal Rat will make you very happy, prepare a wider pocket - soon it will become crowded with banknotes!

New year's night - best time, in order to realize our plans and remove the veil of secrecy that hides what awaits us ahead. Several of the most common fortune-telling on a festive night will help you find out your future and prepare for a fateful meeting or career growth.

Fortune-telling has long accompanied a person’s entire life: they tried to guess the sex of a child even before his birth; they learned about a favorable time for a long trip in advance, turning to the spirits of ancestors, shamans and sorcerers.

Since that time, little has changed, except that the fortune-telling system has become more accurate and accessible not only to “dedicated” soothsayers and practitioners of various directions, but also to people living ordinary lives. Several ways of fortune telling on New Year's Eve will help you find out the future and plan in advance certain events in 2017.

Tarot reading for the New Year

Tarot is an extremely well-known and popular fortune-telling system: few people do not know about this deck and have never used it for prediction future fate yourself and other people. It is quite simple and does not require special preparation.

You will need:

  • classic tarot deck;
  • clean tablecloth;
  • small white candle;
  • matches or lighter.

Lay out the tablecloth, place a candle and light it. This is necessary to cleanse the energy of the cards during a fortune telling session. Shuffle the deck, thinking about what you want to find out. The most popular layout on Tarot cards is the Wheel of the Year. He talks in more detail about events in all areas of life, covering an annual period of time.

While thinking about the events of the coming year, take turns drawing 12 cards from the deck and laying them out in a circle. Each card will show one area of ​​life:

  1. the general emotional state of the person asking during the year;
  2. financial situation and work environment;
  3. relationships with relatives;
  4. relationships within your family, love;
  5. entertainment in the new year, relationships with children;
  6. minor, obvious troubles;
  7. relationships with a constant circle of friends, friends;
  8. great losses, death of loved ones;
  9. travel and long trips;
  10. relationship with fate and higher powers;
  11. relations with the state and authorities;
  12. secrets, unmanifested enemies, things to be wary of.

For ease of interpretation of the layout, you can use only the Major Arcana of the Tarot: the meaning of these cards is more pronounced and understandable even to a novice fortuneteller. After completing the layout, put out the candle and immediately put the deck in a secluded place.

Fortune telling with notes on New Year's Eve

This common way to find out your destiny does not require any paraphernalia: your entire future is already contained in the energy field, you just need to allow it to come out and become conscious. You will need:

  • several sheets of paper;
  • scissors;
  • pen;
  • a bag made of thick fabric.

Focus on wanting to know your future. Let go of all thoughts and allow your consciousness to guide you in the right direction. A good help to achieve this state would be meditation on a candle flame.

When you feel ready, take your scissors and cut the paper sheets into wide strips. On each strip, write a sentence or word that comes to mind. Do not try to comprehend or change the meaning of the words sounding in your head: the one who pulls out this strip of paper will understand the meaning of the message.

Roll up all the strips and put them in a bag. Everyone participating in fortune-telling must mentally or out loud ask their question and pull out their message from the bag. What is written will be the answer transmitted through you.

Do not forget that fortune telling, although accurate, is only a recommendation for action or a warning, but not a sentence. If something in your future scares you, then you can change your life and destiny on New Year's Eve, avoiding the embodiment of an unpleasant prediction. We wish you a Happy New Year and only positive messages from Destiny. Be happy and don't forget to press the buttons and

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New Year's Eve is a fun holiday that is usually celebrated in a noisy company of relatives, friends and good acquaintances. The main thing to take care of this winter evening is a hearty treat. However, without entertainment, a holiday may seem boring. To have fun, you can come up with predictions for the New Year, comic fortune telling and games.

When can you use funny predictions?

The main purpose of comic predictions is to entertain and lift your spirits. You should not take such an undertaking too seriously. However, there were also cases when the received prediction was exactly fulfilled.

So that none of the guests are offended or upset, you need to choose good wishes, congratulations and toasts. It's a good idea to use jokes and humor. Games in this manner will be appropriate in any company:

  • in the family circle;
  • at a New Year's meeting with friends;
  • at a corporate event;
  • during New Year's evenings in cafes and restaurants;
  • at children's New Year's parties.

The only rule is that wishes and predictions should be appropriate to the age of the players.

Types of comic fortune telling and predictions

The choice of games and entertainment at the holiday largely depends on the imagination of the organizer. They can be presented in various types and forms:

  • fortune telling;
  • comic predictions for the New Year;
  • predictions-toasts;
  • gypsy fortune telling
  • entertaining competition.

To create a mysterious atmosphere, you can use “magic” objects:

  • a bag of prophecies;
  • a deck of cards;
  • a bag or chest with magical symbols;
  • colored cards;
  • balls;
  • “magic” candies.

Funny predictions

Playful prophecies resonate with guests at any party or banquet. Here you can come up with any predictions in prose and poetry, the main thing is that they are kind and as frivolous as possible. At the holiday, everyone present should enjoy and have fun, and not look for possible coincidences with life.

It is better to design the game in such a way that the guests receive random wishes. You can do this in several ways:

  1. . All cookies are laid out on a large platter and participants are invited to choose one.
  2. Place notes with wishes in candy wrappers. Distribute as you would for cookies.
  3. Inflate balloons and put notes inside. At the appointed time, the balloons are distributed to the guests and asked to burst them. In this case, it is worth stocking up a little more balloons than required for the number of guests, since the balloons may burst at the wrong time.
  4. You can stick notes with numbers on the bottom of the plates. All plates are left on a separate tray at the entrance. Each guest chooses his own plate. When it's time to play, the guests call out the numbers and the host reads out the predictions.

In the video there is an option with cookies:

You can come up with dozens of your own interesting predictions, or you can use ready-made ideas:

  1. Hard work with spoon and fork at today's feast can bring great results.
  2. You should pay close attention to every glass you take this evening - there is a risk of letting it slip past your lips.
  3. Tonight will be the best evening, just like all the others.
  4. The cockroaches living in the head will have an extremely fun year.
  5. In the near future, the realization will come that the inner core is nothing more than an awl in one place.
  6. There is one bad news - weight gain will soon occur. The good news is that this increase will be in the wallet area.
  7. Your next vacation will be in a place where everything is inclusive. Even if it is a relative's house.
  8. There is a sign: if neighbors from below are knocking on the radiator, then in the next few hours there will be a cheerful celebration in a noisy company.
  9. In the new year there will be a meeting with a goldfish, but the fish will be baked and with vegetables.
  10. Next year, watch your step carefully, then you won’t be able to stray from the road leading to great success.
  11. In the near future we will be able to get rid of one of the bad habits. But make no mistake, 2 new ones will appear soon.
  12. If you find a foreign object in a plate of salad, don’t be upset, this is a lucky sign.

Comic predictions based on zodiac signs

Fans of astrological horoscopes will certainly appreciate the forecasts that are intended separately for each zodiac sign. It is better to write notes with funny predictions not on white paper, but on multi-colored paper. To create a magical atmosphere, it is worth decorating them with large and small stars.

Options:

  1. Aries men can now prepare for sharp turns in their lives. These are profitable deals and changes for the better. In other words, life will drive Aries into a stall with curly sheep and fragrant hay. Aries women urgently need to straighten their curls and polish their hooves - they need to meet their happiness and pleasant surprises from life fully armed.
  2. Hot Taurus men must be assertive and steadfast in their decisions. Only in this case will they achieve their goals. They will be able to share happiness with a gentle and caring “chick”. It's time for Taurus women to come down from the clouds to the ground and start taking action. In the new year, each of them will reveal a new side of themselves. The obstinate “chicks” will become peaceful, and the quiet ones will receive a boost of energy.
  3. The Gemini man's life is going well in the coming year. He will be surrounded by good people faithful friends, and there is always a free minute for your favorite activity. In addition, in Gemini, others will recognize a wise leader. The Gemini woman will be able to strengthen her brilliant reputation. However, this is only possible if, instead of the bitter truth, she gives people a charming smile.
  4. Cancer men will be able to find the most precious pearl even in the darkest of days, but for this they will have to work hard. Shy Cancer women risk being left without great love or fulfillment of hopes. To prevent this from happening, it’s time to stop moving backwards and burying yourself in the sand.
  5. To take their place in the sun, Leo men will have to make a lot of effort. However, you shouldn’t expect any unpleasant surprises from the coming year - it will go smoothly and evenly. Graceful Lionesses women will be able to rest a little and stop carrying everything on their fragile shoulders. The situation will resolve itself.
  6. Instead of self-examination, Virgo men should engage in self-development. This will not only increase self-esteem, but also improve relationships with friends and family. Virgo women should focus on receiving pleasure. Holidays, mass celebrations, meetings with close and old friends - all this will help you take your mind off problems and find self-love.
  7. The stars in the sky are aligned in such a way that Libra men will not be able to avoid gifts of fate and successful resolution of problems. However, it takes a little effort to spin the wheel of fortune. It's time for Libra women to stop hesitating and weigh the pros and cons. You need to live this year as you dreamed. You need to release your emotions and dissolve in them.
  8. Life will be in full swing for Scorpio men next year. To get everything done, they should carefully plan their day. As for those around you, they are unlikely to make plans for revenge, so there is no need to look askance at them. Scorpio women will shine more than ever in the near future. But for this you need to get creative. Those around you will be able to discern in Scorpio not only a player with nerves, but also a talented artist, poet or cook.
  9. It's time for the Sagittarius man to stop threatening the world with sharp arrows. The Universe will certainly respond to such a gesture with favor and success in business. Sagittarius will only have to enjoy life. The Sagittarius woman will have a lot of opportunities in the coming year to become even more beautiful, better and smarter. It is worth taking advantage of such offers, since big changes await Sagittarius in the near future. You need to enter your new life prepared.
  10. This is not the time for Capricorn men to dig in their heels. Looking around, Capricorn will definitely find a reason for joy and fun. It will be much more pleasant to experience delight with the only muse who will surround you with care. Capricorn women can be completely confident that events will not pass them by next year. Romantic events await some, while exciting travels and adventures await others.
  11. For life to flow in the right direction, an Aquarius man needs to make an effort. However, you shouldn’t get excited over trifles. The most important thing in the coming year is the support of loved ones and peace of mind. The time has come for pragmatic Aquarius women to call a little time out and do something extraordinary, for example, go on a trip without money or fall in love at first sight.
  12. It's time for Pisces men to change their boring jobs and do what they have long dreamed of. Routine, like stagnant water in an aquarium, will not bring anything good. Pisces women will be able to devote themselves to family this year. “Heating the hearth” and “spawning” can be a fun and enjoyable activity.


Magic toasts-predictions

Magic toasts can help the toastmaster when the participants of the holiday sat down at the table after dancing. This will not allow guests to relax for a minute, because their main task for today is entertainment and pleasure. When coming up with toasts, you need to make sure that they are short, bright and funny:

  1. Kindness, smiles, sun, peace. And soon it will be new flat.
  2. May you be surrounded by comfort every day, and may your income always grow.
  3. Ride the wave of good luck, let there be a summer house in the Maldives.
  4. Behind good health this toast, let it go with career growth.
  5. Now there is no need to be sad in vain, because soon there will be new friends.
  6. Success accompanies you in all your endeavors and may you live the best life.

Comic predictions for corporate events and colleagues

Corporate events often bring together a large, diverse group. For this reason, it is more difficult to come up with humorous wishes for colleagues. Some of those present are still young, others will soon retire. Some of the guests have not yet managed to start a family and children, while others will never be able to. Some parents are in good health, others are not.

In order not to touch a person's nerve, you should avoid jokes about age, children, and parents. You should also not mention weight, nationality and religion. It’s better to come up with jokes and wishes that relate directly to work. In this case, you can slightly scold the person, but then be sure to say kind words:

  1. Enter the boss's office only with your left foot - after this you will receive a promotion.
  2. Dozens of adventures and a lot of vivid sensations await you.
  3. Fate will soon gild the pen and send you a good payday on the card.
  4. Be smiling and energetic, then the whole year will go great.
  5. When celebrating major victories in life, it’s worth stocking up on plenty of tea.
  6. Take heart! In the near future, money will begin to attack from all sides.
  7. There will be a strong explosion in the coming year. This will make all existing competitors and ill-wishers burst with envy.
  8. There will be a promotion at work soon: the office will be moved 2 floors higher.
  9. Look forward with hope - happiness awaits around the corner.
  10. You should expect success in your work by next Saturday.
  11. Delight awaits the heart - soon there will be a salary increase.
  12. Life will give you real, kind, sympathetic, superior friends.


Comic predictions for an adult company

If a group of adults gathers, this does not mean that preference is given only to a rich snack and alcoholic drinks. Adults love to play just as much as children. funny Games and arrange entertainment, so predictions and comic fortune-telling about the New Year will be greeted with enthusiasm. At the same time, you can add a little “pepper”. This makes the predictions even more interesting:

  1. In the near future, there will be no room left for gray everyday life - they will be brightened up by a whirlwind romance with a charming lover (mistress).
  2. In the coming year, the body itself will decide how much it sleeps, where and with whom. It’s better not to contradict him - he knows better.
  3. Fate is actively sending signals, so you shouldn’t refuse to dance with people of the opposite sex tonight.
  4. Look around more often - next year favorable for intimate acquaintances.
  5. A tour of Europe is already awaiting, and every day will be lucky in the horoscope.
  6. Soon you will run aground, there is a five-star hotel nearby.
  7. The New Year promises good luck and a dacha located near the sea.

Predictions for children

If you need to organize entertainment for schoolchildren and children, then you need to approach the preparation more creatively. Children of all ages love mystery and magic. It is better to write your wishes on colorful shiny mini-cards.

Prophecies should be kind, funny, and understandable to students. It’s even better to formalize them in the form of wishes. When coming up with suitable options, you shouldn’t put a lot of meaning into them. On the contrary, the more ridiculous the prediction sounds, the more fun and funny it will be for the children.

  1. This year will be sweet, my friend. You will receive a bag of chocolate as a gift.
  2. You will lift a 10 ton weight and you will be the main champion
  3. If you find a new planet in the sky, you will receive a super prize - a rocket.
  4. You can easily learn 105 languages.
  5. You can easily play the violin and piano in a concert hall.

Fanta

The comic game Fanta has been popular for several decades. This type of entertainment is best suited for those occasions when there are 10 or more participants. The point of fortune telling is to collect a small object from all participants. It could be a hairpin, keychain or something else. The main thing is that the owner can be immediately identified from this item.

The collected items are placed in a large bowl and covered with a thick cloth. Alternatively, you can use an opaque bag. The game will also require predictions. They are written on separate small pieces of paper, carefully rolled up and placed in another container.

The presenter says the following phrase:

- What will happen to this phantom...

After that, he puts his hand into the container with personal items and pulls out 1 of them. The next step is to take out the note with the prediction and read it out loud.

Gypsy comic fortune telling for the New Year

Gypsies have the ability to predict future events. At the same time, not every person will agree to the offer to “gild the handle” when they see a gypsy on the street or in a passage. However, on New Year's holiday There are hardly anyone who doesn’t want to lift the secret veil of the future, even if it’s just a fun game.

The role of the gypsy can be played by the toastmaster or one of the guests of the holiday organizers. To create the right atmosphere, just wear a wide, colorful skirt and throw a scarf over your shoulders.

There can be many game options. To do this, you need to use props. This is a deck of cards, a magic bag and much more.

Gypsy fortune telling

An original entertainment for guests will be the gypsy's comic prediction for the New Year and Christmas. To do this you will need a deck of fake cards. On one side of such a card there will be a colored back, and on the other - the text of the prediction. The gypsy fan reveals the cards and invites guests to draw 1. The prophecies here can be different:

  1. It is better to stay away from casual relationships, as they can lead to unpleasant consequences.
  2. It is better to refuse in time from partying at someone else’s expense. We must not forget that cheese can only be free in a mousetrap. Later they can calculate with interest.
  3. An ardent admirer will appear in the near future, but you should not completely surrender to your feelings. First you need to check the relationship for falsehood.
  4. In all financial matters clarity will come soon. Income will increase sharply.
  5. Gossipers may be lurking behind your back. To avoid such a turn, be more careful.
  6. The wind of distant wanderings is ready to call for you. Don’t give up in a hurry - the trip promises pleasant memories.
  7. In the near future, wealth and recognition may fall on your head. At such moments, do not forget about your loved ones.
  8. Even if things aren't going smoothly right now, don't give up. A little more effort, and luck will certainly overtake you.
  9. An unexpected event will happen soon. If you approach the problem wisely, everything will turn out well.


Fortune telling magic bag

Variety comic fortune telling Gypsy can become a game of “Magic Bag”. It is carried out as follows. Small items are placed in a fabric bag or dark opaque bag. For each of these things, the prediction is written down on a piece of paper:

  1. Flower. The person who receives such an item will in the near future experience great success in business and popularity among people of the opposite sex.
  2. Ring. The ring you find promises a quick wedding or pleasant changes in your personal life.
  3. Button. This is a symbol big family, its imminent replenishment.
  4. Candy. It symbolizes a sweet, carefree life, tempting offers in the near future.
  5. Handkerchief. To a temporary separation that will end with a joyful meeting.
  6. A crust of bread. The player who comes across this item will soon encounter difficulties, but will be able to overcome them.
  7. Bell or bell. Great fun, partying and happiness are already knocking on the door.
  8. Coin. This is the main symbol of wealth and profit. A person may soon receive an inheritance or win the lottery.
  9. Key. In the near future it is possible to change your place of residence, buy an apartment or house.
  10. Bird feather. The player expects good news and news. They all promise positive changes in life.
  11. Sliver. A small piece of wood promises good health.
  12. Horseshoe. Soon life will get better. Changes will affect finances, love affairs and relationships between loved ones.
  13. Beans (beans). It is a symbol of family happiness.
  14. Bright ribbon. Soon there will be a long journey, full of bright moments.

Merry New Year's fortune telling

You can offer your guests a simple, but at the same time funny fortune telling on cards. It can put you in a positive mood and make even the most inveterate skeptic smile.

The gypsy woman offers accurate fortune telling, which will always tell only the truth. For maximum efficiency, a child is invited to sit on a deck of cards. After this, the gypsy asks each of the guests to draw 1 card from the deck. Those participants who draw a card with the suit of hearts next year will live happily and richly. The main trick is to first buy several identical decks of cards and select only cards with the suit of hearts. Thus, each participant in this game receives only a good and kind prediction.

All the above-described games, toasts, predictions and playful fortune-telling are just a small part of the entertainment that can be offered for entertainment on a festive evening. They are as versatile as possible and are suitable for family, friends, colleagues, and children.

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